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The National 9/11 Flag

Friday, May 27, 2011
Holy Humor
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
A Sunday school teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He's an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?"
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven....."
People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.
Posted on a Church sign: Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
Adam blamed Eve. Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.
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