The Lincoln Flag Patch, The blue thread was taken from the flag that was under Lincoln's head after he was shot.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
Holy Humor
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
A Sunday school teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He's an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?"
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven....."
People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.
Posted on a Church sign: Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
Adam blamed Eve. Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.
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